4
Feb
2010
FreeVerse: Grecian Temples
My FreeVerse is coming a day late this week. I spent a few days on the Washington coast and when I got back yesterday afternoon, I had over 350 spam comments to wade through, and that sort of burned me out on blogging for the day.
As we were driving back, we were listening to NPR and heard this poem, so I thought I’d share it with you.
“Grecian Temples” by George Bilgere
Because I’m getting pretty gray at the temples,
which negatively impacts my earning potential
and does not necessarily attract vibrant young women
with their perfumed bosoms to dally with me
on the green hillside,
I go out and buy some Grecian Hair Formula.
And after the whole process, which involves
rubber gloves, a tiny chemistry set,
and perfect timing, I look great.
I look very fresh and virile, full of earning potential.
But when I take my fifteen-year-old beagle
out for his evening walk, the contrast is unfortunate.
Next to me he doesn’t look all that great,
with his graying snout, his sort of faded,
worn-out-dog look. It makes me feel old,
walking around with a dog like that.
It’s not something a potential employer,
much less a vibrant young woman with a perfumed bosom
would necessarily go for. So I go out
and get some more Grecian Hair Formula—
Light Brown, my beagle’s original color.
And after all the rigmarole he looks terrific.
I mean, he’s not going to win any friskiness contests,
not at fifteen. But there’s a definite visual improvement.
The two of us walk virilely around the block.
The next day a striking young woman at the bookstore
happens to ask me about my parents,
who are, in fact, long dead, due to the effects of age.
They were very old, which causes death.
But having dead old parents does not go
with my virile, intensely fresh new look.
So I say to the woman, my parents are fine.
They love their active lifestyle in San Diego.
You know, windsurfing, jai alai, a still-vibrant sex life.
And while this does not necessarily cause her
to come dally with me on the green hillside, I can tell
it doesn’t hurt my chances.
I can see her imagining dinner
with my sparkly, young-seeming mom and dad
at some beachside restaurant
where we would announce our engagement.
Your son has great earning potential,
she’d say to dad, who would take
a gander at her perfumed bosom
and give me a wink, like he used to do
back when he was alive, and vibrant.
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What an entertaining poem! As one who has never been ashamed of her gray, I found it quite humorous, especially the section on dying the beagle.
I loved this! It was so different than any poem I’ve ever read. It was amusing but kind of sad too. I loved it! thank you.