The FB Zombie Apocalypse Discussions: An Interlude
It’s quite likely that on Facebook, even if we are not talking about zombies, we end up talking about zombies. Actually, I kind of blame Velvet for this one, because I first saw it on her blog, but hey, we can only blame so much. In the end, what it comes down to, is that we are obsessed. We are *this close* to stocking up on canned food.
I posted a link on Ian’s wall. The following is our discussion.
J.T.: Ian, how are you? / Dissertation getting long? / How about a haiku?
http://dissertationhaiku.wordpress.com/ August 25 at 2:09 PM
J.T.: That last line should have been “How ’bout a haiku?” August 25 at 2:15 PM
Lindsey: Ian, dear, you ought
To hop on board the wagon
Write us a haiku
Do it. Cuz I’m worst haiku writer ever. August 25 at 2:51 PM
J.T.: So far all we know
About Central Asian folks
Comes from vodka and Borat August 25 at 2:55 PM
Ian: Digging through ages of
Political mythmaking
I’m immune, of course August 25 at 6:39 PM
J.T.: WRONG. Try again. your first line has six syllables. August 25 at 6:40 PM
Ian: Fuck it’s early. Also, I blame my right hand.
Digging through TONS of
Political mythmaking
I’m immune, of course. August 25 at 6:56 PM
J.T.: I got a really long spam in cyrillic and I tried to post it to your wall but it was too long and then I got lazy. I am just going to assume that it is about making money fast or shemale porn, as that is what all my spam in English is about. August 25 at 6:57 PM
Lindsey: It’s a Shemale.
http://www.cafepress.com/shemalead.97757015 August 25 at 7:01 PM
J.T.: once I said something about it on Twitter and they all started following me. August 25 at 7:18 PM
J.T.: So, I didn’t get that before, but as it happens I was watching Arrested Development tonight and now I get it. August 25 at 9:16 PM
J.T.: as it happens, I just found out about a book about zombie haikus.
http://vvb32reads.blogspot.com/2009/08/zombie-week-countdown.html?showComment=1251333468503#c3039639839989851228 August 26 at 5:42 PM
Lindsey: I love you, J.T. August 26 at 5:51 PM
J.T.: I love you, too, Lindsey August 26 at 6:35 PM
Ian: Brains brains brains brains brains
Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
Brains brains brains ughhhhhhhhhhh brains August 27 at 6:30 AM

My Shark Haiku is very similar:
Blood blood yummy blood
Yummy yummy blood blood blood
blood blood blood mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm blood
Very fun dialog. Zombies seem to have rather one track minds! :–)
lol. I hope you’ll keep these coming
brains – too funny ;-D
I had a friend post a VERY similar zombie haiku (brains x17) on my facebook wall as well. Zombie + haiku = very potent formula. Fun post!
looking forward to more zombie talks…
BTW: you’ve just been awarded…
http://vvb32reads.blogspot.com/2009/09/zombie-chicken-award.html